Do You Enjoy Guilt Free Adventurous Sex?
Why not, for heaven's sake?
Erotic temple art from Khajuraho. If you need it interpreting,
it's five people having sex, a couple in penetrative sex, a woman
masturbating and a man holding his own penis. The small female
figure
below
his crutch is probably offering oral sex.
Can a 2-hour audio enhance your sex life?
Earlier this year I did a teleseminar on the topics of adding more spice to your sex life. I think it was well received but it’s hard to tell because I didn’t get any of the usual feedback emails telling me “That was great” and “More, please, Prof!”
Now why do you suppose that is?
I guess it’s because people are just shy. Yet I tried to inject some candour into it. I’m not shy myself and talked about lots of ways to enhance pleasure, including masturbation, clitoral rub (something the man does), oral sex (it’s more hygienic than a kiss!), dressing to kill, toys, fantasies, intimate massage and sex in public places (for the real thrill seeker).
I even threw in some erotic poetry. The following is part of a funny but definitely erotic poem by the Robert Graves, the great classic Oxford scholar:
Down, wanton, down! Have you no shame Poor bombard-captain, sworn to reach |
It’s an ode to his penis, if you haven’t guessed, which he addresses as “Wanton”. To stand at gaze is clearly an erection.
A ravelin is a military term for an emplacement where two defending walls gradually come together like a V (the labia). Indifferent what you storm or why is giving a metaphor to the typical male promiscuous approach to sex; and dying “in the breech” is a clear reference to the penis going flaccid after ejaculation.
Good poem (clever). Nothing to be embarrassed about or whisper in dark corners. In the audio you'll hear me read the rest of it and another beautiful Ellizabethan erotic poem, in the voice of a young girl to an older lover.
Did the classical sculptors and artists of old feel shame? Not to look at all the yummy depictions of human bodies, they didn’t. I find Venus de Milo a bit boring; but Donatello’s’ “David” is clearly a saucy and provocative young gay boy (you can see him at the bottom of the page). And Auguste Rodin’s “The Kiss” has all the signs of a couple sagging into juicy sex.
What is "natural" sex really?
The trouble is, a lot of people feel that anything but the missionary position, behind locked doors, is somehow unnatural. It’s a word you hear a lot.
What does “unnatural” really mean? Let's investigate...
Animals in the wild do all kinds of unusual things that scientists never talk much about. Kissing, hugging, oral sex and every kind of penetrative sex imaginable is common in the animals world. Not just in zoos, which are arguably not the right environment, but free and in the wild. They engage in intimate activity just for fun. The idea that animals engage in sex purely for procreative purposes is false. For example homosexuality (male and female) is rife in the animal kingdom; how is that supposed to lead to procreation?
Dolphins we love so much are really naughty. They like to rub against swimmers in the most provocative way. In the wild they emit sounds that stimulate each others genitals, a practice known as “buzzing”. Amazon river dolphins engage in anal, genital and blowhole penetration. It must feel rather peculiar having sex up your nose.
Whales are among several animals known to engage in "penis fencing", that is rubbing penises together (see photo). That's often quoted as homosexual activity but I think it's more like preening or butting that you see between competitive males.
Females are pretty switched on too. The Bonobos ape females love to have sex (oral, anal, anything you fancy-style) with all the mature males in a tree, before she settles down to eat. So what? The Bonobos is our nearest relative. They are far more human in habit and posture than gorillas and chimps. But they are unlike us in that they use sex to settle arguments, instead of aggression, used by chimps. The Bonobos has been the living embodiment of the slogan “Make love, not war” for millions of years.
Doing what comes natually
Why am I saying all this? We're not animals. It's not to shock you. I'm trying to release people from their bonds of guilt, shame and convention. We're all God's creatures; give yourself permission to experiment and have fun! Do things that feel good. Pretty well anything you can dream up is natural. OK, the outer fringes are not for everybody and without good control may even be dangerous.
But anything animals do we can do, without feeling it’s wrong. I trust Nature. I trust God and the innocence of animals. I don’t trust the raving proclamations of guilt-mongers in the Church. Their voices speak loudly of personal guilt and sin. Their rage comes from within and not from God, as they pretend.
Throw off your shackles and have some fun. Do somebody, do something crazy, and soon!
To help you along I’ve assembled a lot of additional material, just like here, to show how phoney the idea of “unnatural” sex is. It’s a myth, frankly.
I’m re-releasing the audio, as a 2-CD set, and it's available now ($23 + shipping). It will be sent in a plain brown paper wrapper... (just kidding!)
With love,
Prof. Keith
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